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Patriotic Musings

2009-07-05T22:26:00.002-06:00

Independence Day is a day most Americans reflect on their country's founding heritage by having barbecues and watching fireworks themed to inspirational pop or country music. That's all fine and dandy, but I decided this year to start a new tradition of my own. In order to keep the ideas our nation was founded on alive, I am going to read the Declaration of Independence every 4th of July with whoever will join me. This year, Atlas joined me while Jessica got to sleep in for once. I doubt he understood it all, but someday he will.

The results of reading it, however, aren't too surprising for those that know me. I got agitated. If you haven't read it recently, I encourage you to do so and replace the "King of Great Britain" with the "United States Federal Government". The results are, well, agitating. And while things may not be quite as bad as they were in 1776, they are too damn close for comfort.

So why do people not seem to mind? Well, for one I think it's because the "tyrant" is local and not foreign. It's easier to get angry when a stranger is trying to control you and not your neighbor. But I mostly blame education and the dumbing down of America. I recently came across a Civil Literacy Quiz that I encourage everyone to take. The results are eye opening. Nationwide, across all education levels and demographics, we FAIL as a nation with an average score of 49%. What is even scarier, is that the average score for those that have held an elected position was 44%. You would think that the people leading this country would know more about this country than the average Joe. More people could name the American Idol judges than identify that a given phrase was from the Emancipation Proclamation. With priorities like that, maybe we are just getting what we deserve.

The Death of Rap

2009-06-22T22:21:00.002-06:00

Throughout music history (well, since 1950 at least), it has been customary for black people to create a genre of music, and when it becomes popular and profitable for white people to then steal it and ruin it. Well, consider rap ruined.

Ayn Rand & The Simpsons

2009-05-14T12:43:00.003-06:00

I found this clip of the Simpsons portraying Ayn Rand's "The Fountainhead". It's obviously condensed but gets the point across. If you don't plan on reading her stuff anytime soon this is an entertaining "cliff notes" version.

The point (as I see it) is that each of us is different and some of us are better at things than others. It's shameful and wrong to hold your talents back so that we all appear equal. Live your life for yourself and not for others. There's much much more to it than that but that's a great introduction.

For those who care...

2009-04-22T22:50:00.002-06:00

If you're not using google reader you're crazy. It's awesome. One of the features Jessica and I like to use a lot is sharing a post you read. Not everyone reads everyone's blogs or other random feeds that are out there, so if you come across a particularly sweet read then you can share it and then all your friends can see it as well. If you want to see what warps my mind and you don't use google reader, go here:

http://www.google.com/reader/shared/17293135330874183540

Have fun!

Jon Stewart Sucks

2009-03-19T22:21:00.003-06:00

This article basically sums up what I've been feeling for some time now, that Jon Stewart has gone from funny to preachy. I can't stand preachy, especially when he's wrong 99% of the time. He's an idealist who loves government, but only when his party is in control. I don't understand him and people like him. They want more government and think it's the solution to everyone's problems, but then they complain that the government sucks when the other party is in control. They say stuff like, "If the Democrats/Republicans were in control it'd be totally different..." blah blah blah. How about they both suck and neither one of the major parties are doing any good for this country??? It seems like everyday we're getting farther away from what made this country great to begin with - pure and simple freedom! Not bailouts and welfare and behavior control. Seriouslah.

Atlas

2009-02-17T00:28:00.002-07:00

Atlas Thomas Black Whitehead, my new and very cute son, has started a blog of his own. You can find it at http://atlas-w.blogspot.com. Since he's not quite of age yet, it's private. Send me or Jess an invite and we'd be happy to have you join in the fun, assuming we know you of course. Did I mention that I love him?

Pugsley!

2009-01-21T22:07:00.002-07:00

We just got two of these babies in at the shop and I'm super stoked to go riding. Monstrous tires means super low pressure and tons of fun. Now if the inversion will just go away...

Atlas Shrugged

2009-01-05T21:55:00.004-07:00

For those of you who've wondered where we got the name Atlas (for our soon-to-be-born boy), it was basically because of this book. I finished reading it a few days ago, and thoroughly enjoyed it. It most definitely has had an impact on my life and the way I think. I especially was intrigued by her (Ayn Rand's) ideas as they apply to political and moral philosophy. It's not light reading, but if you ever get the chance to read it, do it, and find out why it's known as the second most influential book of all time, behind only the Bible.

The Great American Justice System At Its Finest

2008-12-09T22:15:00.004-07:00

Read this and become dumbfounded.

That judge is despicable. How she sleeps at night is beyond me.

But, it I guess it's a good thing she got him off the streets so he wouldn't shoot somebody or sell drugs to kids. You never hear about quadriplegics killing people and getting others high because they're actually really sneaky at it. Without our awesome drug and gun laws she would've had to let him go and who knows what kind of damage that would've caused!!

That last paragraph is sarcastic. The rest of it is not. Hope I didn't ruin your day.

Why I'm glad we're having a boy

2008-11-21T22:36:00.001-07:00

7 Random Facts

2008-11-15T01:48:00.002-07:00

I got tagged by Savannah, so I'm partially obliging by posting 7 random and/or weird facts about me but I'm not going to continue the fun because I'm a known chain-breaker (and I like it). If someone wants to do it as well though, feel free.

1. I can make my neck pop on command at least once or twice a day.
2. I once read almost the entire Microsoft Word manual....for fun.
3. I'm a night person and can stay up all night pretty much on command regardless of how tired I was that day.
4. I always wipe a phone off after talking on it.
5. I love to watch the credits after movies, especially in theaters, but nobody really obliges me unless they know there's a clip at the end.
6. I once listened to One by Metallica (the S&M version) for an entire month straight. I had the song on repeat and listened to nothing else. I was trying to get sick of the song and instead it turned into one of my favorite songs and now the beat is permanently stuck in my mind. I'll find myself humming or tapping the song even when I'm thinking about something entirely different.
7. I can say my ABC's backwards.

Proud to be an American?

2008-11-06T22:35:00.006-07:00

After this recent election, I am not that proud (if at all) to be called an American. Not only did about 122,006,241+ people pick a bad choice for President (in my opinion), but 3 states have passed measures to ban gay marriage. Are we really that presumptuous? These people are good people. They have done nothing wrong to anyone. Yet, allowing them to marry under the state is such a travesty that we need to deny them that privilege? It truly sickens me to see how people treat other people that think or act differently when it does them NO harm whatsoever. I will say it again, GAY PEOPLE MARRYING WILL DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY NO HARM WHATSOEVER. Letting people be free, treating them equally, with respect, and most importantly, treating them how you would want to be treated is the only good and proper course of action.

Note: This post was written with some time between the writing and the posting. During the transition, I happened upon a quote which I feel partially explains (to me) this hysteria and the results.

"Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without a rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm of reason, and the mind becomes a wreck." - Thomas Jefferson

Please also note that I will be moderating comments on this particular post and will gladly delete those which do not represent diligent thought or respect.

Neue Scheiße

2008-09-07T01:13:00.004-06:00

It's been a long time since I've updated this thing. Life has been really good and really busy, and maybe someday I can post some more stuff about crap dealing with events and situations. For now, this will do.

Bad news: Sarah Brightman is doing a xmas album. I pretty much have little respect for people that do xmas albums, so now I'm put in an awkward situation because she is awesome. But now maybe she's not so awesome. And that sucks.

Good news: It's really late and I should be asleep but the latest Metallica album has been keeping me awake and it rocks. They FINALLY got rid of Bob Rock, the producer that almost ruined Metallica in my opinion, and now we can rock like the good ol' days. Hallefreakinlujah!!

More better news: Tomorrow I get to go discharge some firearms which should be pleasant. October I plan on going to Moab to bike. And November I plan on seeing Metallica live for the 4th time and I'm excited like a little kid.

Best news: If you haven't heard already, my beautiful wife, Jessica, is pregnant. Granted, it was a surprise but we'll roll with it and everyday I'm getting more excited about it. Baby Jesus (that's the name I've been lobbying for) should arrive in February sometime.

Some fun

2008-05-03T23:37:00.002-06:00

So I finally discovered that other family members of mine have blogs that they didn't tell me about. Brindy had a sweet survey that Jessica and I wanted to also do, so here t'is. It's nice to relax now that school's out. Some more whacked out blogs are soon to come.

HOW OLD IS Tyson? 25

HOW OLD is Jessica? 23

WHO EATS MORE? Jessica fa sho

WHO SAID "I LOVE YOU' FIRST? Jessica

WHO IS TALLER? Tyson by FAR. not really though

WHO SINGS BETTER? Jessica BY REALLY REALLY FAR

WHO IS SMARTER? that depends. Tyson's a nerd but Jessica knows about everything else.

WHO DOES THE LAUNDRY? we each do our own

WHO DOES THE DISHES? we take turns, sometimes.

WHO SLEEPS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED? depends on how you're looking at the bed. Tyson is usually all over the place though so no matter what side you're asking about he's on it

WHO PAYS THE BILLS? we each pay our own bills, but as far as mutual bills Tyson usually makes sure they're paid with mutual funds

WHO MOWS THE LAWN? the agency

WHO COOKS DINNER? we take turns

WHO IS MORE STUBBORN? Jessica

WHO KISSED WHO FIRST? it was a shared moment

WHO ASKED WHO OUT FIRST? Tyson still has never officially asked Jessica out on a date

WHO PROPOSED? Tyson did, in front of the entire Ichiban restaurant and all of her friends and family

WHO IS MORE SENSITIVE? Jessica

WHO HAS MORE FRIENDS? Tyson, unless you count imaginary friends, then, well, still Tyson

WHO HAS MORE SIBLINGS? Tyson

WHO WEARS THE PANTS? Jessica wears the pants but she will usually let Tyson wear pants in public because that could be scary otherwise

oh yes

2008-03-27T09:41:00.002-06:00

It feels so good when you blow your nose and a giant booger comes out, doesn't it? That's right.

THE question of all time

2008-03-25T00:53:00.000-06:00

I've always wanted to ask a paraplegic why they wouldn't just amputate their legs since they don't work. Is that rude? I thought of this the other day when I was assisting in repairs for a special racing wheelchair at work and wondered why this guy was spending so much money on improvements when he could shed a good chunk of weight by cutting off his legs that don't work thereby making his work effort more efficient. It's not like they need them anymore right? Needless to say I didn't ask him. I fell victim to PC once again.

late night boredom

2008-03-01T01:47:00.000-07:00

So, I made the mistake of drinking a Dr. Pepper at or around 9 pm this evening (or yesterday evening if you want to be technical) and now here it is, almost 2 am and I'm wide awake even though I'm not doing anything but watching stupid youtube videos. So now that I'm bored I thought I'd write a note and see if it makes any sense later on (which it probably won't because I'm in tired-but-unable-to-sleep mode).
This is my note: smoke detectors suck. Seriously, the ones in our house are possessed. By the devil. This is not the first time that they decide they're not getting enough attention and have to make sure I notice that they're there. "But Tyson, just cause they beep occasionally does not mean they're possessed." Sure, but when you unplug them from the power and take out the batteries and set them in the corner and they STILL beep then you know you're dealing with the devil. It's a good thing I'm trained in dealing with devils. I got trained that one time. In that one place. And speaking of that one place, I think that bears are scary in the wild, and I once saw a bear in the wild about 40-50 feet away and it was running and it was scary.
After thinking about what I just typed I realized I should stop. Hopefully my grammar isn't as bad as what I think I just wrote. I would proofread but that's for sucks.

Something you don't see every day

2008-02-07T11:41:00.001-07:00

That's a full size bus getting a burger from a drive-up window. Yup. My thoughts exactly.

200 Grand Baby!!

2008-01-25T22:09:00.000-07:00

My car did it. It effin did it! That's right ladies and gentlemen, my car surpassed the 200,000 mile mark. The picture is the proof! Sorry it's a little blurry but that's what happens when you're trying to take a picture with your phone going 70 mph and trying to steer and watch traffic as well. It's kinda hard to get a picture close enough too that you can see the numbers. Anyway, this actually happened a little while ago (I'm now at about 201,000) but I've been meaning to blog about it for some time. Milestones like this mean reminscing right? So here's a few things my car and I have done/seen/been:

Without this car Jessica and I may not be together. That's right, this car was the instrument that essentially brought us together when it carried us to Vegas (the first time we actually hung out)
My first car purchase (I felt so grown up)
It took me to Denver to see Metallica, Deftones, Linkin Park, Limp Bizkit, and Mudvayne (I think that's all) plus we got to tour the Coor's factory
Las Vegas, multiple times
Canada TWICE, and once we almost died when we crossed the border and within about 20 minutes my car's alternator decided to quit and we had to find a mechanic in a strange town and get it fixed, which sucked but oh well. My infinit also put out some magic charm when I passed a RCMP car going about 20 mph (or aboot 30 clicks) over the speed limit, who then followed me for about 5 miles (or aboot 8 clicks) but then decided not to pull me over.
Wheelin in Nelson, BC
All over northern utah, and then some. I once logged about 30,000 miles in a year
Been broken into TWICE. The first time they stole all my stereo stuff but left my sunglasses of which I was quite happy. The second time they took NOTHING because my stereo is bolted to the dash. At least it used to, now it's gone because I took it out cause I'm sick of people breaking into my car.
The one time my car truly let me down was when I was in Cedar City and the electronics went psycho so I didn't dare drive to Orem, UT to see TOOL, a decision I now think was stupid cause I ended up having to drive it home all psycho'ed out anyway.
We got off the freeway one day coming home from work and my whole engine compartment was engulfed in smoke. Lesson learned - if your AC compressor goes out you should remove it instead of letting it sit and eventually locking up causing the belt to burn up.
I once got stuck in a freakin car wash. Winter + cold temps + lots of water = ice everywhere
I've only had the valet key for the vehicle, I've never had the master key so my key has never worked for the trunk, I've relied solely on the opener from the inside. Now I have to rely on that since my lock has been punched out.
I once drive my car into a garage with bikes on the roof rack. Big NO NO. I still have damage all over my roof and had to get a new rack. Amazingly, the bikes were 100% fine. The worst part of all this? I hadn't been driving all day and forgot about the bikes. No, it was raining and I wanted to work on something on my car so I was gonna drive it into my friends garage so I walked out to my car, got in, and then drove into the garage. I'm a freakin genius!
My fuses went weird once and I went about a month without a speedometer or odometer. So actually I might've hit 200,000 miles a while ago...
My car currently has a hole in the exhaust somewhere and it's becoming increasingly loud and obnoxious. You can hear my car idling from inside my work. Amazingly it passed emmissions 3 months ago without a hitch.

The list could go on and on, but you get the idea. It's been an amazing ride G20, and I look forward to many many more years to come!! 300,000 watch out!

Got Screwed?

2008-01-24T21:21:00.000-07:00

So, the economy is sucking and the government decides the best way to fix the problem is to let people have more money. I'm sure you've all been hearing about this. The latest proposal would give everyone within certain qualifications a rebate check. Everyone is getting all excited about this and all I can think is, "What a bunch of suckers."

Consider this, why don't you give me $100 of your hard earned money. I will then proceed to spend a lot of that money on frivolous and unproductive things "for your own good" and/or "for the children". Things like the TSA, which works so well, pay farmers to grow crops, only to throw them away, support a losing drug war that really only benefits the drug cartels, give your kids an education that's falling behind in the world, pay a majority of your money into a retirement account (actually I say I'm doing that but really I'm going and buying some booze, which means your retirement is bunk), pay for your sick neighbor's health care because they deserve it (their smoking habit isn't their fault!), and on and on. Then, when you realize you could've used the $100 for something better and actually for your (and your family's) good, I'll give you a quarter back and see how happy you are. This is exactly what's going on right now and yet people are all excited for their big check. Anyone else see a problem here?

Another point I'd like to make - if giving us back some of our own money is what it takes to stimulate the economy, why the F$#%K do they not let us keep it to begin with? Who do these "expert" politicians think they are? They tax us and think they know how to best spend it, and have all these pet projects for the "benefit" of us all, only to have them actually suck. Fools! What we really need is for us to keep our own money and we will inevitabily spend it where we see fit, which (as the new "program" proves) is what it really takes to make the economy good.

Sorry for the "hate" here but this has been peeving me all day and I needed to rant. I really am a happy person I swear.

A New Constitutional Amendment

2007-12-01T00:46:00.000-07:00

When I get all the facts straight I would like to post a blog highlighting the current financial crisis the US is facing that no one seems to pay much attention to (realistically, it is the biggest issue on the table and will soon make all other issues such as health care, the war in iraq, immigration, etc, meaningless). In the meantime, I was thinking today about federal government accountability and how they basically aren't held accountable for fiscal issues. The framers of the Constitution did this on purpose because they wanted the government to be able to respond in times of war or emergency, however, because there are no limits the federal government spends way beyond its means and this is going to put us in a world of MAJOR hurt soon.
Therefore, if I were the dictator of America, I would propose a new Constitutional amendment. This amendment would make it a requirement for the federal government to provide for a surplus in the budget until we're out of debt, and when that happens (if ever) then the budget must simply remain balanced. All states abide by this concept and I believe it is the only way to handle money. The only exception to a balanced budget would be in a time of declared war (keep in mind we haven't been in an official war since World War II) or devastating natural disaster (such as Hurricane Katrina). If I were running the budget I would actually put a little away for such emergencies and make it a priority to never go into the red if we can help it.
But that's if I was in charge....

P.S. Vote for Ron Paul

TOOL

2007-11-26T13:57:00.001-07:00

The Tool concert on Saturday night was absolutely amazing. The visual effects were astounding; Danny's drumming was out of this world; Maynard was pretty much perfect; Justin played some amazing stuff; and Adam was just brilliant as usual. I enjoyed the drum battle during Lateralus quite a bit. I didn't enjoy the jack-offs that had to invade our row and make it all crowded or the smoke everywhere but overall I had an incredible time. If you haven't seen Tool live and get the chance - take it. You won't regret it!

Sweetest thing ever!

2007-11-21T15:53:00.001-07:00

I just had random idea. I think a demolition derby involving heavy construction equipment would be the coolest thing ever! Imagine a giant bulldozer going up against an excavator or dump truck. Can we say entertainment?

I'll show the thought police...

2007-11-21T13:38:00.001-07:00

I did the unthinkable today. I noticed in the Union building at the U a sign that said this was a "hate-free zone". I guess their mind-reading machines weren't working cause I concentrated really hard on how much I HATE apricots and they haven't arrested me yet. Hopefully I haven't spoken too soon...

Universal Hell-Care

2007-10-31T13:01:00.000-06:00

If the title doesn't make it obvious, I am firmly against socialized medicine. Someday when I have time I would like to actually research this topic and present a full on essay about why it shouldn't be done and my solution to the current health care crisis. However, that day will not likely be soon. So, in light of the resurgence of interest in the topic due to the presidential primary races (go Ron Paul), I would like to offer my biggest complaint. I DON'T WANT TO PAY FOR YOUR HEALTH CARE. Plain and simple. I would like to pay for my own and my wife's, and that's it. I like to think I live a relatively healthy lifestyle and try to avoid medical fees when possible. I look around and see people smoking, eating nothing but junk food, calling a jaunt to the refridgerator excercise, and a host of other health issues. I have no problem with people doing those things, but it's putting them at a higher risk. So why should I have to pay for their medical problems ensuing from their own life choices? Also, why should I have to chip in to pay for someone's health care when they might be too lazy to go get a real job? I shouldn't. It's lame. That is one of my biggest issues, among a whole lot of other ones (which maybe someday I can effectively write down and present). If someone thinks they can effectively persuade me as to why I should be resonsible for other people I would like to hear it.

P.S. I know I'm a selfish bastard but I also believe strongly in personal responsibility. Take care of yourselves and don't rely on anyone else. Period.

Viva Las Vegas

2007-09-17T13:04:00.000-06:00

Jessica thinks I should post my paper I wrote for my writing class regarding our first trip to Vegas. This trip is regarded in many circles as essentially our first meeting. She said it was funny so everyone should read it, so here it is. Enjoy.

“What the hell are you doing?”
I guess my boss thinks it’s strange to come into work and see his right hand man sleeping on the office floor. Who would’ve thought?
“Uh, I’m sleeping.”
“Huh?”
“Yeah.”
“Okay then,” as he shrugs, snaps a picture with his camera phone, and walks away.
I can tell you from personal experience that thin, commercial-grade carpet on a concrete floor isn’t the most comfortable bed in the world, but I’ve had worse. I actually once slept on a tile stairway, but that’s another story. The question you’re probably wondering is why I would sleep at work, on the floor, with a coat for a blanket and pillow, with my contacts still in. The answer is simple: in order to get the greatest amount of sleep I chose to sleep at work instead of at home, because the drive to home and back to work would’ve chiseled off an hour of precious sleep. Every moment of sleep is important when you only get 2 hours of it. Plus, I kind of like doing the walk of shame, in that mysterious, you-don’t-know-me-but-you-should-want-to kind of way. I love to freak out the other employees.
It all began the day before, on a Tuesday. At least, I think it was a Tuesday. I remember I had the day “off” because I was out at some sales/tech clinic for a vendor of ours. It was fun in that half the day was spent learning, the other half, racing go-karts. This is significant because the event took place close to downtown Salt Lake City. I worked at Biker’s Edge in North Bountiful, so a random text from a random girl probably wouldn’t have been as inviting had it occurred any other day.
“Anyone want to drive me and Stacy to Vegas?”
Hmm, intriguing for sure. Usually I didn’t like to spend time with strangers, but I decided to respond. This could be fun.
“I will.”
I’ve only met this girl once, and that’s if you call it a meeting. I helped her friend move her bed to another residence, and then we hung out for 5 minutes while they gossiped about lame television shows and who would be at the club dancing that night, then I proceeded to excuse myself and go home. Yes, I’m lame.
“You will? We would want to leave like in a half hour.”
“That works for me. Where are you?”
“Downtown. Can you pick us up?”
“Sure.”
Next thing I know, I’m hanging out at a coffee shop with two beautiful females whom I don’t know but plan on spending at least the next 6 hours with, confined in a car. I must’ve been delusional. That or my life really was that boring back then. I think they knew I had no life. You couldn’t miss the hints, as they were peppered throughout our conversations.
Phrases like, “I can’t believe you would do this for us.”
“I don’t know anyone who would drive strangers to Vegas on a complete whim.”
Or, “Are you crazy?”
But hey, a guy’s got to do what a guy’s got to do right? So we take off on this sweet trip. I think it was like 6 o’clock or so. I love road trips. After a bite to eat at Subway and (the girls) grab a few essentials for their trip, we’re out.
First impressions are very important. And back in the day before MP3 players, your CD collection could easily be mistaken for representing who you are.
“Are all these Sarah Brightman albums yours?”
“Um, yes.”
“Are you gay?”
Off to a bad start already, but who can resist Sarah Brightman?
“Um, not the last time I checked.”
“Well, we’ll need to put in some real music, like Prince or something.”
“Who’s Prince?”
“Who’s Prince?!?”
“Yeah, who’s Prince? I mean, I’ve heard the name, but is it a group or a guy?”
“Are you kidding us?”
I guess that reversed the gay decision. What gay guy wouldn’t know Prince? I was an anomaly. I like that I can’t be defined.
But what of the girls? Could I possibly be spending some quality time with people who actually hadn’t heard the live version of Pushit from Tool? I did try to play it for them, but we were rudely interrupted by an officer of the law just outside of St. George.
“Do you know why I pulled you over?”
“Um, cause I was speeding?”
“Exactly.”
“But an officer told me last week that the speed limit in a construction zone only applies when there are workers in the area. It’s 11pm, and I don’t see any workers, so can’t I go the higher speed limit?”
“That only works when the construction sign is orange, this one is white. Here’s your $85 ticket. Have a pleasant evening.”
Damn. The law is playing tricks on me again. I think it’s all a conspiracy.
Back on the road, cranking the tunes, I almost gave the girls a heart attack.
Kathud!!
“What was that?”
“It looked like a dead animal in the road. I couldn’t swerve cause of traffic.”
“A dead animal? Oh no!!! Was it a dog?”
“I don’t know, I think it looked like a coyote. I couldn’t tell.”
My car could tell it was big though, that’s for sure. I’ve also never seen girls so upset over hitting a previously killed animal. What am I dealing with here? Über-sensitive estrogen bombs? They were almost in tears! I almost had to resort to mushy feel-good music. Good thing I didn’t have to, or I would’ve turned that car around and made them hitch hike the rest of the way. Okay, maybe not, but seriously, I’m glad they eventually got over it. It only took them about 30 long minutes.
So we’re almost there, and I remember having a little conversation with myself while the girls were doing their thing.
“Hey, self, you’re getting low on gas. You probably should’ve filled up in Mesquite since there’s nothing between there and Vegas. You realize we have about 60 miles to go and we’re on empty right? Okay, just checking.”
60 miles on empty can be a long, long trip. I actually think I witnessed a miracle that night. It’s called the miracle of not-running-out-of-gas-in-the-middle-of-nowhere. I like miracles. They save my ass. A lot.
I don’t think the girls were too scared of me, but what did I think of them? They seemed interesting enough. The first order of business on their trip was to get their noses pierced. They almost had me convinced to pierce my eyebrow with them. I probably would’ve done it except for no piercing shops are open in Las Vegas after 12am, at least none that we knew of.
After all the fun and games, I drop the girls off and I turn straight around and head back home, all by my lonesome self. Six hours later (among some intense boredom), it’s decision time. Drive home and sleep for an hour, or snuggle up on the near-concrete floor? Tough call, but I did learn something worth learning. Never pass up an opportunity to get to know someone, especially girls, because you never know when one of them may become your wife. :)

Car Thieves

2007-09-14T21:16:00.000-06:00

For my first ever blog I think I'd like to say that car thieves SUCK BALLS!

So my car got broken into again today. AGAIN. My stereo deck has a pretty sweet record though, going on 2 for 2 now. Twice I've been violated now and twice my stereo remains. I guess thieves get discouraged when they actually have to work for something. My deck requires work to get it out since it's bolted in. The worst part of getting robbed though, is that you just feel so violated. Why can't people just keep their hands off of other people's stuff? I do have to give those bastards kudos though for at least not being stupid vandals. My car worked okay, nothing was damaged (except for the stereo plastic faceplate, but that was already broken...), they left all my sunglasses (worth a lot of $$), left my clothes, everything. So, at least I got that. But I've come to the decision that I'm going to remove my stereo. It doesn't work anyway (there's something crazy with it) so why leave it in there when it never gets used? So tomorrow my stereo will be departing my vehicle and my car will be one step closer to complete ghetto-ness. That's my story. And I still really dislike thieves.