So, I made the mistake of drinking a Dr. Pepper at or around 9 pm this evening (or yesterday evening if you want to be technical) and now here it is, almost 2 am and I'm wide awake even though I'm not doing anything but watching stupid youtube videos. So now that I'm bored I thought I'd write a note and see if it makes any sense later on (which it probably won't because I'm in tired-but-unable-to-sleep mode).
This is my note: smoke detectors suck. Seriously, the ones in our house are possessed. By the devil. This is not the first time that they decide they're not getting enough attention and have to make sure I notice that they're there. "But Tyson, just cause they beep occasionally does not mean they're possessed." Sure, but when you unplug them from the power and take out the batteries and set them in the corner and they STILL beep then you know you're dealing with the devil. It's a good thing I'm trained in dealing with devils. I got trained that one time. In that one place. And speaking of that one place, I think that bears are scary in the wild, and I once saw a bear in the wild about 40-50 feet away and it was running and it was scary.
After thinking about what I just typed I realized I should stop. Hopefully my grammar isn't as bad as what I think I just wrote. I would proofread but that's for sucks.
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Have you seen the Friends episode with the smoke detectors? Maybe you have one like theirs in your house! Hey, thanks for the music ideas!
Love this! You are great at being Uncle Bartholomew. Contemplate that next time you have deep thoughts in the a.m.
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