Read this and become dumbfounded.
That judge is despicable. How she sleeps at night is beyond me.
But, it I guess it's a good thing she got him off the streets so he wouldn't shoot somebody or sell drugs to kids. You never hear about quadriplegics killing people and getting others high because they're actually really sneaky at it. Without our awesome drug and gun laws she would've had to let him go and who knows what kind of damage that would've caused!!
That last paragraph is sarcastic. The rest of it is not. Hope I didn't ruin your day.
Tuesday, December 9, 2008
Friday, November 21, 2008
Saturday, November 15, 2008
7 Random Facts
I got tagged by Savannah, so I'm partially obliging by posting 7 random and/or weird facts about me but I'm not going to continue the fun because I'm a known chain-breaker (and I like it). If someone wants to do it as well though, feel free.
1. I can make my neck pop on command at least once or twice a day.
2. I once read almost the entire Microsoft Word manual....for fun.
3. I'm a night person and can stay up all night pretty much on command regardless of how tired I was that day.
4. I always wipe a phone off after talking on it.
5. I love to watch the credits after movies, especially in theaters, but nobody really obliges me unless they know there's a clip at the end.
6. I once listened to One by Metallica (the S&M version) for an entire month straight. I had the song on repeat and listened to nothing else. I was trying to get sick of the song and instead it turned into one of my favorite songs and now the beat is permanently stuck in my mind. I'll find myself humming or tapping the song even when I'm thinking about something entirely different.
7. I can say my ABC's backwards.
1. I can make my neck pop on command at least once or twice a day.
2. I once read almost the entire Microsoft Word manual....for fun.
3. I'm a night person and can stay up all night pretty much on command regardless of how tired I was that day.
4. I always wipe a phone off after talking on it.
5. I love to watch the credits after movies, especially in theaters, but nobody really obliges me unless they know there's a clip at the end.
6. I once listened to One by Metallica (the S&M version) for an entire month straight. I had the song on repeat and listened to nothing else. I was trying to get sick of the song and instead it turned into one of my favorite songs and now the beat is permanently stuck in my mind. I'll find myself humming or tapping the song even when I'm thinking about something entirely different.
7. I can say my ABC's backwards.
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Proud to be an American?
After this recent election, I am not that proud (if at all) to be called an American. Not only did about 122,006,241+ people pick a bad choice for President (in my opinion), but 3 states have passed measures to ban gay marriage. Are we really that presumptuous? These people are good people. They have done nothing wrong to anyone. Yet, allowing them to marry under the state is such a travesty that we need to deny them that privilege? It truly sickens me to see how people treat other people that think or act differently when it does them NO harm whatsoever. I will say it again, GAY PEOPLE MARRYING WILL DO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY NO HARM WHATSOEVER. Letting people be free, treating them equally, with respect, and most importantly, treating them how you would want to be treated is the only good and proper course of action.
Note: This post was written with some time between the writing and the posting. During the transition, I happened upon a quote which I feel partially explains (to me) this hysteria and the results.
"Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without a rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm of reason, and the mind becomes a wreck." - Thomas Jefferson
Please also note that I will be moderating comments on this particular post and will gladly delete those which do not represent diligent thought or respect.
Note: This post was written with some time between the writing and the posting. During the transition, I happened upon a quote which I feel partially explains (to me) this hysteria and the results.
"Man, once surrendering his reason, has no remaining guard against absurdities the most monstrous, and like a ship without a rudder, is the sport of every wind. With such persons, gullibility, which they call faith, takes the helm of reason, and the mind becomes a wreck." - Thomas Jefferson
Please also note that I will be moderating comments on this particular post and will gladly delete those which do not represent diligent thought or respect.
Sunday, September 7, 2008
Neue Scheiße
It's been a long time since I've updated this thing. Life has been really good and really busy, and maybe someday I can post some more stuff about crap dealing with events and situations. For now, this will do.
Bad news: Sarah Brightman is doing a xmas album. I pretty much have little respect for people that do xmas albums, so now I'm put in an awkward situation because she is awesome. But now maybe she's not so awesome. And that sucks.
Good news: It's really late and I should be asleep but the latest Metallica album has been keeping me awake and it rocks. They FINALLY got rid of Bob Rock, the producer that almost ruined Metallica in my opinion, and now we can rock like the good ol' days. Hallefreakinlujah!!
More better news: Tomorrow I get to go discharge some firearms which should be pleasant. October I plan on going to Moab to bike. And November I plan on seeing Metallica live for the 4th time and I'm excited like a little kid.
Best news: If you haven't heard already, my beautiful wife, Jessica, is pregnant. Granted, it was a surprise but we'll roll with it and everyday I'm getting more excited about it. Baby Jesus (that's the name I've been lobbying for) should arrive in February sometime.
Saturday, May 3, 2008
Some fun
So I finally discovered that other family members of mine have blogs that they didn't tell me about. Brindy had a sweet survey that Jessica and I wanted to also do, so here t'is. It's nice to relax now that school's out. Some more whacked out blogs are soon to come.
HOW OLD IS Tyson? 25
HOW OLD is Jessica? 23
WHO EATS MORE? Jessica fa sho
WHO SAID "I LOVE YOU' FIRST? Jessica
WHO IS TALLER? Tyson by FAR. not really though
WHO SINGS BETTER? Jessica BY REALLY REALLY FAR
WHO IS SMARTER? that depends. Tyson's a nerd but Jessica knows about everything else.
WHO DOES THE LAUNDRY? we each do our own
WHO DOES THE DISHES? we take turns, sometimes.
WHO SLEEPS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED? depends on how you're looking at the bed. Tyson is usually all over the place though so no matter what side you're asking about he's on it
WHO PAYS THE BILLS? we each pay our own bills, but as far as mutual bills Tyson usually makes sure they're paid with mutual funds
WHO MOWS THE LAWN? the agency
WHO COOKS DINNER? we take turns
WHO IS MORE STUBBORN? Jessica
WHO KISSED WHO FIRST? it was a shared moment
WHO ASKED WHO OUT FIRST? Tyson still has never officially asked Jessica out on a date
WHO PROPOSED? Tyson did, in front of the entire Ichiban restaurant and all of her friends and family
WHO IS MORE SENSITIVE? Jessica
WHO HAS MORE FRIENDS? Tyson, unless you count imaginary friends, then, well, still Tyson
WHO HAS MORE SIBLINGS? Tyson
WHO WEARS THE PANTS? Jessica wears the pants but she will usually let Tyson wear pants in public because that could be scary otherwise
HOW OLD IS Tyson? 25
HOW OLD is Jessica? 23
WHO EATS MORE? Jessica fa sho
WHO SAID "I LOVE YOU' FIRST? Jessica
WHO IS TALLER? Tyson by FAR. not really though
WHO SINGS BETTER? Jessica BY REALLY REALLY FAR
WHO IS SMARTER? that depends. Tyson's a nerd but Jessica knows about everything else.
WHO DOES THE LAUNDRY? we each do our own
WHO DOES THE DISHES? we take turns, sometimes.
WHO SLEEPS ON THE RIGHT SIDE OF THE BED? depends on how you're looking at the bed. Tyson is usually all over the place though so no matter what side you're asking about he's on it
WHO PAYS THE BILLS? we each pay our own bills, but as far as mutual bills Tyson usually makes sure they're paid with mutual funds
WHO MOWS THE LAWN? the agency
WHO COOKS DINNER? we take turns
WHO IS MORE STUBBORN? Jessica
WHO KISSED WHO FIRST? it was a shared moment
WHO ASKED WHO OUT FIRST? Tyson still has never officially asked Jessica out on a date
WHO PROPOSED? Tyson did, in front of the entire Ichiban restaurant and all of her friends and family
WHO IS MORE SENSITIVE? Jessica
WHO HAS MORE FRIENDS? Tyson, unless you count imaginary friends, then, well, still Tyson
WHO HAS MORE SIBLINGS? Tyson
WHO WEARS THE PANTS? Jessica wears the pants but she will usually let Tyson wear pants in public because that could be scary otherwise
Thursday, March 27, 2008
oh yes
It feels so good when you blow your nose and a giant booger comes out, doesn't it? That's right.
Tuesday, March 25, 2008
THE question of all time
I've always wanted to ask a paraplegic why they wouldn't just amputate their legs since they don't work. Is that rude? I thought of this the other day when I was assisting in repairs for a special racing wheelchair at work and wondered why this guy was spending so much money on improvements when he could shed a good chunk of weight by cutting off his legs that don't work thereby making his work effort more efficient. It's not like they need them anymore right? Needless to say I didn't ask him. I fell victim to PC once again.
Saturday, March 1, 2008
late night boredom
So, I made the mistake of drinking a Dr. Pepper at or around 9 pm this evening (or yesterday evening if you want to be technical) and now here it is, almost 2 am and I'm wide awake even though I'm not doing anything but watching stupid youtube videos. So now that I'm bored I thought I'd write a note and see if it makes any sense later on (which it probably won't because I'm in tired-but-unable-to-sleep mode).
This is my note: smoke detectors suck. Seriously, the ones in our house are possessed. By the devil. This is not the first time that they decide they're not getting enough attention and have to make sure I notice that they're there. "But Tyson, just cause they beep occasionally does not mean they're possessed." Sure, but when you unplug them from the power and take out the batteries and set them in the corner and they STILL beep then you know you're dealing with the devil. It's a good thing I'm trained in dealing with devils. I got trained that one time. In that one place. And speaking of that one place, I think that bears are scary in the wild, and I once saw a bear in the wild about 40-50 feet away and it was running and it was scary.
After thinking about what I just typed I realized I should stop. Hopefully my grammar isn't as bad as what I think I just wrote. I would proofread but that's for sucks.
This is my note: smoke detectors suck. Seriously, the ones in our house are possessed. By the devil. This is not the first time that they decide they're not getting enough attention and have to make sure I notice that they're there. "But Tyson, just cause they beep occasionally does not mean they're possessed." Sure, but when you unplug them from the power and take out the batteries and set them in the corner and they STILL beep then you know you're dealing with the devil. It's a good thing I'm trained in dealing with devils. I got trained that one time. In that one place. And speaking of that one place, I think that bears are scary in the wild, and I once saw a bear in the wild about 40-50 feet away and it was running and it was scary.
After thinking about what I just typed I realized I should stop. Hopefully my grammar isn't as bad as what I think I just wrote. I would proofread but that's for sucks.
Thursday, February 7, 2008
Something you don't see every day
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